Penis Pasta

Once our team processes your order within 1-2 business days, expect to get your order within 3-5 business days, after purchase, depending on customs clearance. USA deliveries may be a bit quicker than the UK, Australia, and other countries. For faster processing & delivery choose our priority Delivery Options. Some delays still remain in several US States & Countries due to the lack of staffing because of the Pandemic.

We do ship from the USA and any duties or customs charges in other countries will be communicated to the customer via their local mailing solutions. 

Sure, these penises might look small at first, but drop them in some hot water and watch them grow. They'll become so plump and firm, that you won't be able to help but nibble on them! Penis pasta, one of the greatest adult novelty foods, makes the perfect party dish. How about penis pasta salad? Or penises with meatballs? What a combination!